SLIME.... I'm not into it.. ....It's just my opinion of this new trend...

  Okay, so you have probably heard of the latest trend that is 

SLIME

Okay so if you haven't slime is one of the newest trends that all girls and even boys will play with non-stop. Now me on the other hand, am not really into it. You have to be a expert at making slime. I cannot make slime right. If you have seen the videos of people making slime and it comes out with the perfect texture, color and slimey-ness not all over their hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to make it that way. When I make it it turns out like the texture of mud, food coloring all over my hands so that my hands are now smurf status for a week and slime is all over my clothes and hands, even under my fingernails. So that is why I am not into the slime trend

So when you think of slime you think of the gooey slime that you made in preschool. WELL it turns out that there are MANY and I say many different kinds of slime. Some are...

Crunchy Slime

Fluffy Slime

and many others! but i cant find good pictures.....


Anyway my friend is a slime master and I'm so bad at making slime that one day in Science class we made slime and mine came out horrible (like usual) so i asked my friend if she could maybe add some stuff to my slime to make it PERFECT like all the ones I see on the internet. She took it home with her that day. The next day in the morning she came up to me and said, "There's nothing I can do to make this even the slightest bit better.... sorry". So there is an example of one of the many times I have screwed up making slime.

Now I am not trying to offend anyone in the slime universe but I am soooooooo annoyed with all those cheesy slime making videos! The ones where the girl in that VERY high- pitched voice says "HI GUYS TODAY I'M GOING TO BE MAKING SLIME! I LOVE SLIME SOOOOOO MUCH I HAVE A VERY LARGE COLLECTIONS EEEEEEEE UNICORNS RAINBOWS CUPCAKES YAAAAYYYY!". Yeah no. So I will skip through the slime making part to the end where the annoying part (to me) is. The part where the POKE the slime to death FOLD it 1 million and then STRETCH it like crazy! UGH. And don't even get me STARTED with that gross wet slimey squishy sound! BLAH. Now some people will make videos of just that! Oh my goodness I would rather hear nails on a chalkboard then slime noises. Again if you are reading this and really do love slime poking folding and stretching then please don't be offended. It is just my opinion.

One thing that I really do no like is when they use a racket and press the slime with it. Then it makes bubbles when it comes down which is kind of satisfying to look at but then they VERY AGGRESSIVELY start squeezing it and squishing it. It hurts my eyes just to look at. :| Here is a example.

First they press it down

Then they lift it up




Then it comes down to make a bubble (satisfying right?)




AND THEN THE SQUISH IT VERY AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!



Here watch this so you can see what I mean.


That's all for now. Bye!